The Wallenstein One-Person Wood Processor virtually eliminates the lifting, bending, and handling synonymous with producing firewood. Once positioned at either end of the log to be cut, the machine's hydraulic winch cable pulls the log up into the cutting station, which is raised to the most comfortable position for chainsaw cutting. When cut, the up-to-24-inch-long block of log rolls directly into the splitting chamber, which powers it through a two- or four-way wedge. The now-split pieces are conveyed to an adjustable chute to be piled on the ground, dumped into a pickup bed or trailer, or off-loaded by hand at waist level for easy stacking. Meanwhile, the next portion of log has been pulled up into cutting position.